To God From the Dog

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things, where I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

New T Shirt - By Gizmo

Hi everyone. I was wearing my new T Shirt today so mum could take some photos of me modeling it for you guys.


This is the T shirt I will be wearing on Christmas Day. What do you all think?


Did you know that there's only 6wks to go till Christmas?
You better remind your mums and dads not to forget to go out and buy you a present for under the Chrsitmas Tree.

Not Happy, Left At Home - By Gizmo

I was left at home all day today while my mum went Christmas shopping and I am not very happy about it.
I was really excited about going too and I went and got in my carry bag.


Then mum told me that I couldn't go because I hurt her shoulders too much being carried around in my bag all day Hmmph!
She was gone for days too! Well not really days, but that's how long it seemed like to me and when she got home I went berserk.
How dare she not take me!

However, on a plus side, my mum did buy me a new T shirt to wear on Christmas Day. I will model it for you guys to see sometime this week.

New Game - By Gizmo

Mummy has found a new game to play with me and Sweep. She puts Sweep inside one of her socks and I have to try and get him out.

Here I am on video again playing this new game.



It's not as much fun as Fetch and sometimes it takes me a very long time to rescue Sweep so I can get very frustrated. But when Mummy is too busy to play fetch with me it beats having Sweep get put away up high.

My K9 Horoscope - By Gizmo

PISCES

20th Feb - 20th Mar The Pisces pooch is full of life. A positive collaboration of fun, energy and playfulness. Not one for sticking to routine, the Pisces dog will often follow his heart before head. Agreeable and easy to get along with, Pisces dog is a great friend and confident although, he can be a very 'mucky-pup' with his disorganised attitude to life and cleanliness. Not adverse to wandering off, the Pisces dog loves to roam wherever his heart takes him. Unfortunately for him, his head does not allow him to remember where he roamed from. Pisces dog is a sensitive soul with strong desires to be molly coddled and reassured constantly. Could be described as 'not the sharpest knife in the drawer' but full of love. OMD this is sooo me, well most of it anyway. I am full of life, fun, energy and playfulness and seeing how my mum found me twice after I ran away from my previous owners, then I guess you could say, I did roam wherever my heart took me. Thankfully for me it was to my new mummy and I'm very happy now and have not tried to run away since. I do like to keep clean although I have a habit of leaving my toys and bones all over the place for humans to tread on plus my mum caught me rolling in a very smelly spot in the backyard and brought me straight in for a bath. I hate having baths, so I guess I am a mucky pup too. I also love to be molly coddled and reassured constantly. This was especially true after I got my operation (neutured) I took a whole week to get over that. And sometimes now, if I hurt myself when playing, I will limp straight to my mum for cuddles and kisses to make me all better. The only part I disagree with is the end part. "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer" That is sooo not true. Only my dad would think it was. Check out your K9 horoscope at http://www.k9media.net/k9online/active/stars.htm

I love to Lick - By Gizmo

Have I ever told you all that I have a fascination with my tongue?


I love to lick people, even people I don't even know.


My Mummy has tried to break me of this habit but couldn't so she doesn't seem to mind it now. I guess she figured out that licking is as much a part of me as my tail is.

Are any of you guys lickers too or am I the only one?

According to google - By Gizmo

According to Google I Need...

A loving forever home (Nope, I already have one of those, thanks anyway)

Fixing (I am already fixed and it hurt something shocking. I am not going to go through that AGAIN!)

A skpecast (What the hell is that?)

A haircut (I don't have enough hair to cut unfortunately)

A good PR agency (No thanks, my mum is all the PR I need and then some)

A firm voice (Hello did you see my video with the vacuum and the ball?)

No Introduction (Well now I can agree with that one, 100%)

I think you all should try it. It's really fun!
Just go to Google and type in your name followed by "needs" and see what comes up.
My friend Rusty also did this and his results were hilarious!

Wanna be in a newsletter?

WOOFS my friends.
Would you like to be in an online newsletter with me?

My favorite store Petitude is looking for short stories and pictures about anything to do with us terrific pups to go into their Newsletter.

I know all of you guys live exciting lives and have many great stories to share with the world so I thought I'd ask you all.

Click Here to go see Petitude's latest newsletter.

Then if you want to be in it, all you have to do is email your short story, along with a few pictures of yourself and your information (age, gender, breed, likes, dislikes etc) to petitude2@gmail.com

One will get chosen each time to be published in that fortnights Newsletter.

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