
Where are we going mum? I hope it's to the dog park, I'm in the mood for socializing.

This isn't the dog park but alot of dogs have passed through here recently, I can smell them. Where are we?

Oh I don't like the looks of this at all.

Ouch that hurt, why'd you do that for?
What did I do to deserve this?
Last week I went to the V E T (Very Excruciating Torture place)
They stuck a cold, hard thing up my bottom and left it there for ages. Then they stuck their fingers in my mouth and placed a cold silver thing on my chest.
Last of all, the most awful and painful of all, they stuck a needle in my neck and injected me with poison.
I was shaking like a leaf the whole time. What did I do to deserve all that?
Was it because I chased the cat again?
I'm sorry but he was asking for it, he always does.