According to Google I Need...
A loving forever home (Nope, I already have one of those, thanks anyway)
Fixing (I am already fixed and it hurt something shocking. I am not going to go through that AGAIN!)
A skpecast (What the hell is that?)
A haircut (I don't have enough hair to cut unfortunately)
A good PR agency (No thanks, my mum is all the PR I need and then some)
A firm voice (Hello did you see my video with the vacuum and the ball?)
No Introduction (Well now I can agree with that one, 100%)
I think you all should try it. It's really fun!
Just go to Google and type in your name followed by "needs" and see what comes up.
My friend Rusty also did this and his results were hilarious!